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Your Daily Dose...of humour (or humor) or Hugh-More

Started by Art, September 23, 2021, 01:13:31 AM

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Art

Oddly enough, one of our granddaughters in college devours books and movies like these!
She's studying Abnormal Psychology and criminal behavior so I guess it's a good fit!!

I think I'll stick with AI, Robots, and Sci-Fi!

Art

What did one cloned sheep say to the other?

I am ewe.

 :LOL:

Data



Art

Crazy good stuff!!

Major glitches in the Matrix perhaps... :LOL:



Data

Something most of us have!
ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER by Jerrold H Zar.


Eye halve a spelling check her, It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye kin knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no.
 Its vary polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A check her is a bless sing;
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen,
Eye trussed too bee a joule;
he checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are knot maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier;
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud;
And we mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That's why eye brake in two averse
Cuz eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

Art

Good Grief!!

I get it...Words spelled correctly but no understanding of intention or usage!

I just did a Copy and Paste into this message temporarily and Grammarly found 19 + mistakes and two correctable intentions (for Premium users of course).

That would still not correct the usage of the poem...just goes to show...

Good entry Data!!

Freddy


Art

I was incredibly surprised when the Stationary store moved!

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I accidentally took my cat's meds last night...

Don't ask meow.

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Art

I'm writing a book on Reverse Psychology...

Please Don't Buy It!!

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I told my wife she needs to embrace her mistakes...

She gave me a hug!!

Art

What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic?

ian.  (think about it...)

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It's a five-minute walk from my house to the Bar.

But it's a 45-minute walk from the bar to my house.

The difference is staggering!




Art

"How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand."

Freddy