The Washington Post - winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words...and the winners are:
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Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), gross olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.), an emergency vehicle that picks you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

Pokemon (n.), a Rastafarian proctologist.

Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Watch this guy's smooth and amazing close-up magic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Lm7cvA4Vw&feature=youtu.be

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I've seen people with these but didn't think much about it, then an advert came up on YouTube, now I get it.

Clever little device

It seems that this GPT-3 is growing in leaps and bounds.
(I didn't know that Elon Musk was it's Co-Founder)...

It is a pretty amazing piece of software that can not only take over/perform writing duties but can let a person ask questions about what it has written and answer them perfectly.

I know a lot of people who can't do that!

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Sort of sculptures for the mind...meditative, relaxing, expensive...what?

Well, they are really nice to look at but to buy one...not quite what I have in mind.