Read this today.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18074644#

I have recently suffered a cold and I found that if I sneezed into my Daughters Hampster Cage, whilst said pet was in it's little wheel thingy, it accelerated from a leisurely 5mph to just below Mach 1 in a nano second. New technology PAH.

So what happens when tons of these virus infested piezoelectrics enter the landfill?
I believe the heat generated from the junk we have there now will release these viruses, they will become air-born  and a mass pandemic occurs, mass deaths and marshal law

Yeah absolutely and what about the Hampsters ?. 

Quotewhat about the Hampsters ?.

Hampy the Hamster Expert might know  a ultra Hal chat bot that knows all about hamsters is at http://www.zabaware.com/webhal/index.html just scroll to the bottom of the page

Thanks Syber, that really helped. No, I mean it. 

I was just being silly       
Your welcome my friend  anytime 

And me, what is it you say !!, oh yeah, Acuna matata, or similar. 

 

  but I can't help thinking this thread should be moved to the  incomplete-idiots-room 

NAH, this Fred should be thrown in the PERMANENTLY DELETED bin. 

I'll try to clear it up for you Data  

piezoelectrics
Hamster wheel
landfill
Hamster
Hampy the Hamster Expert
Thanks
silly
hakuna matata

hope the break down helps clear it up  

Dough!! probably get the sin bin for this one  
 

No actually that helped me understand exactly what you were talking about, thank you 

[spoiler]Still don't get it. [/spoiler] 

Actually, nor do I, in the words of Zeberdee, "Time For Bed". 

No dreaming of hamsters now