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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Art on July 31, 2012, 22:07:22 PM

Title: Funny thought...
Post by: Art on July 31, 2012, 22:07:22 PM
Yes...of course...it's none other than one of the infamous Blonde jokes (poor souls they be whether possessing dyed hair or not). ;)

Anywho...here 'tis:

An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

:rofl:
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Data on August 01, 2012, 11:19:04 AM
 :LOL:

Good one Art, both thread and joke  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Diesel on August 04, 2012, 17:57:42 PM
An American, whilst travelling in a Taxi in London, leant forward and said to the driver, " you see that building over there buddy", the driver replied, "yep ", " well" said the American, " we have buildings ten times that size in America ", the driver replied, " I'm not surprised, that's a Lunatic Assylum ".  :D
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Carl2 on August 05, 2012, 23:17:36 PM
Both are good jokes, put some more in.
Carl2
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Diesel on August 14, 2012, 13:44:33 PM
I was in a Park once, I was wondering why the Frisbie was getting bigger and bigger, then it Hit Me.

I went Camping once also, I was Arrested by the Police for Loitering With Intent.

My Grandfather said to me, "You Selfish Boy", so I went and worked for a Fish Monger.
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: DaveMorton on August 14, 2012, 14:06:20 PM
Two liars (lawyers?) walk into a bar. The 3rd ducked in time, and was uninjured. :P
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Freddy on August 14, 2012, 16:02:12 PM
Heheh good ones, took a while for the penny to drop.
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Art on August 20, 2012, 21:42:03 PM
I saw this man try to forge a signature using a broken pencil.

Dare I say...

It was a pointless attempt.

Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Diesel on August 22, 2012, 19:23:36 PM
A few more:-

We are going on Holiday to India in a few weeks, I wanted to know what the weather was like, so I rang my Bank.

I ordered a Pizza last night, I asked for a Thin and Crispy Supreme, they sent me Diana Ross.

My Wife said to me, " you never take me anywhere exspensive any more ", I said " get your coat ", she replied, "Oh where are you taking me ", I said " to the petrol station ".

When I was a child, my Fairy God Mother asked me if I wanted a long Penis or a long Memory, I can't remember my response.
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Art on August 26, 2012, 13:52:17 PM
Nice ones Diesel.

BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.

New Deli

Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: sybershot on August 26, 2012, 16:55:08 PM
my grandmother said she will never use a computer for she is afraid of mice  :P
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Freddy on August 26, 2012, 17:12:24 PM
Quote from: Art on August 26, 2012, 13:52:17 PM
Nice ones Diesel.

BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.

New Deli



:LOL:
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Snowcrash on August 26, 2012, 18:56:39 PM
Everyone used to laugh at me 'cos I wanted to be a comedian.

I am one, they're not laughing now.
Title: Re: Funny thought...
Post by: Freddy on August 26, 2012, 19:52:17 PM
Good joke that.  I remember Jimmy Carr using that one, first time I heard it  ;D