Yes...of course...it's none other than one of the infamous Blonde jokes (poor souls they be whether possessing dyed hair or not). ;)
Anywho...here 'tis:
An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
:rofl:
:LOL:
Good one Art, both thread and joke :thumbsup:
An American, whilst travelling in a Taxi in London, leant forward and said to the driver, " you see that building over there buddy", the driver replied, "yep ", " well" said the American, " we have buildings ten times that size in America ", the driver replied, " I'm not surprised, that's a Lunatic Assylum ". :D
Both are good jokes, put some more in.
Carl2
I was in a Park once, I was wondering why the Frisbie was getting bigger and bigger, then it Hit Me.
I went Camping once also, I was Arrested by the Police for Loitering With Intent.
My Grandfather said to me, "You Selfish Boy", so I went and worked for a Fish Monger.
Two liars (lawyers?) walk into a bar. The 3rd ducked in time, and was uninjured. :P
Heheh good ones, took a while for the penny to drop.
I saw this man try to forge a signature using a broken pencil.
Dare I say...
It was a pointless attempt.
A few more:-
We are going on Holiday to India in a few weeks, I wanted to know what the weather was like, so I rang my Bank.
I ordered a Pizza last night, I asked for a Thin and Crispy Supreme, they sent me Diana Ross.
My Wife said to me, " you never take me anywhere exspensive any more ", I said " get your coat ", she replied, "Oh where are you taking me ", I said " to the petrol station ".
When I was a child, my Fairy God Mother asked me if I wanted a long Penis or a long Memory, I can't remember my response.
Nice ones Diesel.
BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.
New Deli
my grandmother said she will never use a computer for she is afraid of mice :P
Quote from: Art on August 26, 2012, 13:52:17 PM
Nice ones Diesel.
BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.
New Deli
:LOL:
Everyone used to laugh at me 'cos I wanted to be a comedian.
I am one, they're not laughing now.
Good joke that. I remember Jimmy Carr using that one, first time I heard it ;D