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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Snowcrash on April 10, 2010, 12:43:22 PM

Title: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on April 10, 2010, 12:43:22 PM
Just in case any of you think this is real, it really isn't.

Gorrila successfully taught it will die...

Warning this link contains adult material.
http://www.theonion.com/video/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-it-will-die,17165/

I love Onion News Network.
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on April 10, 2010, 12:50:03 PM
The video is... well a bit sick,, and the adverts for offensive mugs,, is just awful, cheap.

No don't like it.
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Freddy on April 10, 2010, 13:00:09 PM
I laughed at the bunnies and the very last bit about the British and the mouse.  ;D

Very mean for Gorillas though !
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on April 10, 2010, 13:12:41 PM
I can't odds the adverts but is this more to your taste Datahopa?

Warning this site contains adult material.
http://www.theonion.com/video/trekkies-bash-new-star-trek-film-as-fun-watchable,14333/

Again, they are all spoofs!
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on April 10, 2010, 13:13:26 PM
Maybe I'm being at bit over sensitive, that's possible.

But the merchandise they sell to me is very childlike, as in a child could have thought it up.

Snowcrash, M8, if you link to anything that has adult content on please mark it with a warning.

As you were.   :D
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Freddy on April 10, 2010, 13:25:39 PM
LOL that Star Trek one was great  ;D I'm going to drop it in our forum heheh
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on April 10, 2010, 13:27:59 PM
And for all you lost fans...

This site contains adult content
http://www.theonion.com/video/final-season-of-lost-promises-to-make-fans-more-an,14394/

What can I say?
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on April 10, 2010, 13:30:08 PM
Yes I must admit the Star Trek one is actually funny.   :) 

And the lost one,, well sums up lost totally LOL.
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on April 14, 2010, 22:54:11 PM
How about this for a silly site...

http://www.engrish.com/2008/09/just-forrowing-orders-rieutenant/

ahh, translation.
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on April 14, 2010, 23:06:52 PM
LOL, the kind of site you can spend hours on.  :o


Good find.
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on May 16, 2010, 10:56:36 AM
America told to hide porn collection...

And yes, this has adult themes.
http://www.theonion.com/video/congress-announces-plan-to-hide-nations-porn-from,17243/

Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on May 17, 2010, 12:32:20 PM
LOL that was amusing  ;D
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Freddy on May 18, 2010, 22:34:34 PM
Hehe, very good  ;D
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on May 20, 2010, 21:08:27 PM
New expansion pack for world of world of warcraft

http://www.theonion.com/video/warcraft-sequel-lets-gamers-play-a-character-playi,14240/

You can play a character playing WoW
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on June 01, 2010, 23:18:01 PM
Some people have too much time on their hands.

See 'Snatch Wars' (Snatch Vs Star Wars)

Warning there is very strong language in this clip

Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on June 19, 2010, 13:24:04 PM
Soccer announces that it is gay..


http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on June 19, 2010, 13:28:12 PM
Shamanism?

http://www.theonion.com/video/do-glass-pipes-incense-prove-teens-are-practicing,17587/
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Freddy on June 19, 2010, 13:59:13 PM
Hahah, very good, cheered me up  :D
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on June 19, 2010, 14:31:31 PM
Yup! cheered me up  too, good one Snowcrash.  :)
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on July 02, 2010, 18:36:00 PM
Google launches new opt out service...


http://www.theonion.com/video/google-opt-out-feature-lets-users-protect-privacy,14358/
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on July 02, 2010, 18:43:42 PM
And USA discovers new verses for their national anthem...


http://www.theonion.com/video/restoration-of-star-spangled-banner-uncovers-horri,17691/
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on August 07, 2010, 13:33:31 PM
How to deal with stress... is this anti-semetic?

http://www.theonion.com/video/overcome-stress-by-visualizing-it-as-a-greedy-hook,17828/

Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Freddy on August 07, 2010, 14:19:24 PM
Haha, that was good  ;D

It did look a bit Jewish I guess...hmm...sorry
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on August 14, 2010, 11:53:05 AM
Know anyone who is too happy? Now there is a cure...

Contains strong language and other adult themes on this site.

http://www.theonion.com/video/fda-approves-depressant-drug-for-the-annoyingly-ch,14310/
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Freddy on August 17, 2010, 14:06:51 PM
Lol good one  ;D
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on August 17, 2010, 14:58:19 PM
Quite an interesting video, he says trying not to be too happy. :)
Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on August 23, 2010, 19:04:28 PM
USA worried about prison economy...

Contains strong language and other adult themes on this site.

http://www.theonion.com/video/prison-economy-spirals-as-price-of-pack-of-cigaret,14327/


Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Snowcrash on August 23, 2010, 19:06:01 PM
Children exposed to pornography may expect it to be enjoyable shock horror  ;D :o

Contains strong language and other adult themes on this site.

http://www.theonion.com/video/study-children-exposed-to-pornography-may-expect-s,14326/

Title: Re: Onion News Reports
Post by: Data on August 23, 2010, 19:16:09 PM
LOL, and a GTA reference too.  :D