Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.


Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.



I don't suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?


None. It's a hardware problem.

The names Bond ...

Not exactly leaves on the line ...

Some things never change:

This made me laugh 

 

Think about it