There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips.

I asked him, "Are you the friar?"

He replied, "No, I'm the chip monk..."

 

Here's another bank note one.

   Good one!!

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead.
The pain is only felt by others.

The same thing happens when you're stupid.

If you're paying $3.00 for a bottle of Smart Water, it isn't working!!

You never appreciate what you have till it's gone.

Toilet paper is a good example. 

While going for a morning walk the other day I came across this somewhat eye-catching OXYMORON!!

I had to take a photo of it to show and many of my friends and family couldn't believe it as they laughed out loud!

This has to be one of the best I've found, even better than Jumbo Shrimp or Working Vacation...

I give you...

Very good Art  

Here's one that has always made me wonder what they are thinking.

Haha! They're all around us in plain sight! Good one!