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Started by Art, September 23, 2021, 01:13:31 AM

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Art

WANTED: A man has been stealing the wheels of police cars.

Police are working tirelessly to catch him!

Freddy

A hole has been reported in the fence surrounding a nudist colony.

The Police are looking into it.

Art

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Art

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed!!

Snowcrash

The definition of a mistress : something between a mister and a mattress.
"I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me."

Ralph Waldo Emerson



Freddy





Art

Schrodinger took his cat to the Vet...

After the examination, the Doctor came out and said, "I've got some good news and bad news..."


Art

I hate my job but it pays for my alcohol
and I need alcohol because I hate my job!
:scratch-head: :LOL:

Freddy


Freddy

Just now - look what a search for "Window Cleaner" turns up at Morrisons (supermarket) - so you CAN smell good AND have clean windows.