Like that 

 

 

 

That's just too weird 

Did you hear about the new squirrel diet that's all the rage?
It's just nuts.

I got an email telling me how to read maps backwards.
It was spam.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.


Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.



I don't suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?


None. It's a hardware problem.