Thanks Freddy I really enjoyed that, simply made my day, I must try way 3. Maybe not. 

Yeah I must admit I had a good chuckle at that one. 

I'm glad you both found it funny - it's number 2 that kills me 

btw - in clip 1...why did the officer decide to make a straight line in a car park marked full of white straight lines hey 

Thanks for the morning laugh 

OMG, I'm STILL laughing about way #3! Great find!