Yes...of course...it's none other than one of the infamous Blonde jokes (poor souls they be whether possessing dyed hair or not).

Anywho...here 'tis:

An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

 

Good one Art, both thread and joke 

An American, whilst travelling in a Taxi in London, leant forward and said to the driver, " you see that building over there buddy", the driver replied, "yep ", " well" said the American, " we have buildings ten times that size in America ", the driver replied, " I'm not surprised, that's a Lunatic Assylum ".  

Both are good jokes, put some more in.
Carl2

I was in a Park once, I was wondering why the Frisbie was getting bigger and bigger, then it Hit Me.

I went Camping once also, I was Arrested by the Police for Loitering With Intent.

My Grandfather said to me, "You Selfish Boy", so I went and worked for a Fish Monger.

Two liars (lawyers?) walk into a bar. The 3rd ducked in time, and was uninjured.

Heheh good ones, took a while for the penny to drop.

I saw this man try to forge a signature using a broken pencil.

Dare I say...

It was a pointless attempt.

A few more:-

We are going on Holiday to India in a few weeks, I wanted to know what the weather was like, so I rang my Bank.

I ordered a Pizza last night, I asked for a Thin and Crispy Supreme, they sent me Diana Ross.

My Wife said to me, " you never take me anywhere exspensive any more ", I said " get your coat ", she replied, "Oh where are you taking me ", I said " to the petrol station ".

When I was a child, my Fairy God Mother asked me if I wanted a long Penis or a long Memory, I can't remember my response.

Nice ones Diesel.

BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.

New Deli

my grandmother said she will never use a computer for she is afraid of mice 

Quote from: Art on August 26, 2012, 13:52:17 PM
Nice ones Diesel.

BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.

New Deli

Everyone used to laugh at me 'cos I wanted to be a comedian.

I am one, they're not laughing now.

Good joke that.  I remember Jimmy Carr using that one, first time I heard it