Well done, Snowy! Kudos for a job well done! I'm all out of Brownie Buttons and Kewpie Dolls, though.

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

And I have to get a Groucho one in :

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

I like the Groucho one. 

I have read all 5 of the increasingly inaccurately named trilogy of HHGTTG several times.

This one is a Churchill quote I think. Our PM not the dog.

You sir, use statistics like a drunk uses a lampost. For support rather than illumination.

I like that, not heard it before.

Another Groucho one I found :

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

Here's a thought for you,

If Crime Fighters Fight Crime, Fire Fighters Fight fire, what do Freedom Fighters Fight. 

I've just found this brilliant quote from Groucho Marx and just had to share it with you all.

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a Dog, a good book and a Woman. Then, if you can get the Dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun". 

Here's a thought, is it possible to be a Closet Claustrophobic. 

Quote from: Diesel on December 14, 2011, 13:29:40 PM
Here's a thought, is it possible to be a Closet Claustrophobic. 

 

Not sure but I keep getting the feeling of deja vu and amnesia at the same time.

I think I've had that feeling also, but I can't really remember.

Found this on a fridge whilst working.

I do have a photo but it's easier to type...


Life is not a journey to the grave, arriving in a well preserved, attractive body.
One should show up late and skid in sideways, screaming "Woo Hoo. What a Ride.".

I can live with that.  Err, wait a minute.......

My Brother gave me one earlier:

QuoteGirls are nice to look at. Too bad some of them ruin it by talking.