A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?'


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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: 'I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'

 

Gets my vote!

Some really go ones there Freddy 

Haha 

On Friday he looks like Jeff Lynne!

For Halloween.

Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse.


Q: How many skeletons do you have in your closet?
A: None, but that's just because the body hasn't decomposed yet.


Q: How do you know a cemetery is popular?
A: People are just dying to get in.