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The Haircut

Started by Freddy, November 15, 2012, 13:14:34 PM

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Freddy

My cousin posted this on Facebook, thought I would share it here.  It's true the world over I reckon.

The Haircut

One day a florist went to Fred for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

REMEMBER, POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor.

DaveMorton

Thanks for the chuckle, Freddy. I've "forwarded" it, as you asked. :P
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sybershot

Great post  :thumbsup: I have not been to Facebook yet but I'll be sure to forward it :)

Freddy

The bit about forwarding it was on the original post, I don't demand it lol  But if you find it funny feel free :)

DaveMorton

I'm sure the folks at Dreams will, also. :P
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sybershot

QuoteThe bit about forwarding it was on the original post, I don't demand it lol  But if you find it funny feel free Smiley
I thought was very funny and true  ;D I went to look for it on your wall, but could not find it.  As I read your statement before the post I now why, your cousin posted it not you. DOUGH!!!!!!

DaveMorton

So rather than sharing the post from Facebook, share the link to here, and bring in some traffic. :)
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Diesel

This just seemed appropriate to Freddy's post.


It WILL be fine !...

sybershot

QuoteSo rather than sharing the post from Facebook, share the link to here, and bring in some traffic. Smiley
now why didn't I think of that DOUGH!!!

Art

This brings to mind a retired friend who always tells me, I've got Nothing to do and all day to do it!!!

DaveMorton

Art, that sounds suspiciously like me, for some reason. :D I'm ALWAYS saying that. :)
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