A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

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According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

The truth is:
SIX OUT OF THE SEVEN DWARVES ARE NOT HAPPY!!

This is the best one I've seen/heard today...

http://www.youtube.com/shorts/l7a5L7RfRT8

That's really funny - he's one of my favourite scientists.

His arrival was foretold by the ancient murals...

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?'


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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: 'I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'

 

Gets my vote!

Some really go ones there Freddy