Maybe this one looks a little better

Sorry Data, I must apologize. I often use this thread to send to myself a personal subliminal message, when I am in a bad and sad mood.

The next one, just because in December I ordered something on eBay and I'm still waiting...

That's OK GT, sounds like a good plan, you carry on 

Maybe the eBay package has got lost in the post or something.

Or this...

Many thanks Data (I adored Lost), and many thanks Snowcrash (funny parody but I must say I needed to find the lyrics, if possible with a little translation).